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Sm Monthly Challenge: March 2011 Day 14

Title: Blame it on the 'Tron
Author: VO1
Medium: Fanfic
Theme: Image 14
Genre: Humor
Version: AU
Rating: (G - NC-17): PG

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CYOA-The Finale

Ugh God everyone I apologize a million times for the lateness of this one. My pathetic excuse is that this fell right in the middle of prepping for a conference, my mother visiting, and then I had shitty allergy hay-fever for a few days where I did nothing but sneeze and take benadryl. Hey, guess what happens when you take benadryl almost nightly for years? It stops working! Hurray! I love being practically immune to almost all antihistamines!

Anyway, one Author's Note: there were MANY votes for kitty/puppy/pet, but I can't see Amy giving away a kitty/puppy that Zach gave her so casually. Raye, yes, but not Amy. I promise I will make it up to the kitty/puppy crowd by sticking millions of new kitties/puppies in future fics, including Curveball.

Thanks everyone for another great Fluffy February. I'm dreading April, let me tell you.

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Also (CYOA HELP)

Someone please name Zach's fish.


I can't continue until his stupid fish is named.

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PART ONE

PART TWO



apsaraqueen MOTHERFUCKING KILLS IT!!!!!!!! READ THIS!! IT IS SO FUCKING GOOD!!! MY MIND ASSPLODED AND I AM NO LONGER CAPABLE OF SPEECH OR RATIONAL THOUGHT. HOLY HELL IT IS SMUTTY AND BEAUTIFUL AND POWERFUL AND SUCH A GODDAMN GOOD IDEA HOLY HELL I CAN'T EVEN ARTICULATE HOW AWESOME IT IS WITH WORDS OR PICTURES OR ANY FORM OF COMMUNICATION BESIDES SLOBBER IT IS SO WELL WRITTEN AND AWESOME AND I WANT TO POST A BILLBOARD SOMEWHERE WITH THIS FIC WRITTEN ON IT. OMG. REALLY. MINDS WILL BE BLOWN. I NEARLY CRIED. I CANNOT SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH. READ. IT. READ. IT. DO IT. YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT. JUST DON'T READ IT AT WORK OR AROUND PEOPLE (IN MY CASE, MY MOTHER!!!!) BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR GIANT GRIN AND GIRLBONER AND I AM SO FREAKING HAPPY THAT THIS EXISTS APSARA I AM FANGIRLING LIKE A MOFO I LOVE YOU OMG OMG OMG



READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow why did I even consider any option besides PISS?

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SHIT

Guys, I suck. I probably won't be able to put up the next part of CYOA-Darien in Wonderland because I myself PULLED A FREAKING DARIEN and let time slip by me. I now have...5 1/2 hours to find a gift, find a dress, clean up, straighten my hair, and decrease my eyebrow mass by 50% before going to dinner.

Laugh all you want. But I really do feel like I'm shortchanging everyone since last year's CYOA-Jason's Fuckup, was posted on time.

I will do everything in my power to have it completed by the end of Fluffy February.

In penance, request a drabble below, and if I don't post it, you get to post 1000 words of why I suck.


Sorry ;____;


EDIT: BWAHAHAHHAHAHA CHECK OUT FOUR KING HELL!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE NEPHRITE!!!
RAYE WINS, despite an IM vote from Thalia.

Also, there are a few spoilers for Curveball. Nothing major.

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SM Monthly: "What a Piece of Work is Man"

I don't know WTF I was thinking. Rated M for male nudity and sexual situations.



Title: Ten Hands, Sweet and Hot
Author: VO1
Medium: Fanfic
Theme: "What a piece of work is man!" Yeah, that's the only part of the quote I used.
Genre: Humor
Version: (Anime, Manga, PGSM) AR, I guess? Fairy Tale-ish
Rating: (G - NC-17)NC-17

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V's VD!! Choose Your Own Adventure!

Hey all!

Sorry this is so late!!! Fluffy February will probably be more like, "Merry March," since I'm late to the game and only have time for a Choose Your Own Adventure!

You voted; I listened. DARIEN is the lucky victimbastard who gets to play this year! Unlike last year, I have no idea where this is going, so your guess is as good as mine.

Parts will be rated from PG-13 to M, so please stop here if you don't want to read on. Will contain male nudity. Lots.

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